"Pokémon were created by some god Pokémon. If you wanna get mad at someone, get mad at that thing." Or, you know, whatever these creatures originally evolved from to be almost 700 different ones. Things he's studying up on, sis.

Now Dipper is the one to be dramatic with a loud sigh. "My other Pokémon fight, and some of them even evolved. They're meant to fight each other! It's like how cats and dogs always fight."

Bad comparison.